Je ne parle pas Françoise

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Gènere

Musical

Sinopsi

Una nit, ja no recordo a quin metro de París, un jove es va acostar per demanar-me l'hora:
- Excuse moi monsieur, quelle heure est'il?

Jo em vaig atabalar molt i el cas és que la meva resposta va ser:
- Monsieur je ne parle pas françois, excuse moi!

Ell va riure. De primer, no massa...i es va allunyar.
Va continuar rient amb més ganes i poc després va decidir atensarse'm un altre cop, encara amb el somriure i, després d'intentar despintar-se'l, em va dir:
- Excuse moi monsieur, je ne parle pas français, mais je m'apelle François.

Després de superar uns minuts de vergonya, que potser no van ser minuts sinó dies, va començar a germinar en mi un "jenesequoi" en "français" .
Anys després, la candela de l'amor m' ha dibuixat aquest entreteniment que neix de la meva ignorància…i persevera en el meu atreviment.

Oh la, la!!!
Merci Monsieur François!

El pianista
El cantant
L’assistent El Director
Graham Lister Xevi Martínez Jordi Vaqué Emilià Carilla

Fitxa artística

Direcció: Emilià Carilla
Textos: Laura Jou i Emilià Carilla
Il·luminació: Albert Rodríguez
Perruqueria: Eva Fernández
Arranjament musicals: Xavier Torras
Cap de producció: Jordi Robles
Cap de comunicació: Mireia Mora
Cap tècnic: Jaime Pons